Funny SMS

This is Today's Funny SMS....Read & Enjoy...

“ unhone ghoonghat jo uthaya din me raat ho gayi
pyaar ki sunahri dhoop ki jagah barsaat ho gayi
armaano pe mere petrol tab fir gaya
jab shaadi k din hi wo kisi aur k saath faraar ho gayi ”

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“ BHAGWAT GITA SAYS, Whr thr is a girl, thr is shaanti!
Shaanti means Peace!
Thats y, wen boys see girls, they say, SUPER PEACE!!! (SUPER-PIECE) ;-)
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 “ Patni- Utho raat k 2 baje hain..
Pati- Itni raat ko mujhe neend se kyun uthaya?
Patni- Aaj aapne neend ki goli nahi li.. ”

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“ WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming at night. Suddenly, "Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of d window & realizes, "Damn it! I'm d husband!!!" ”

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“ PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
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Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-) ”

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“ Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana.." ;-) ”

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“ Sardar galti se samundar me gir gay,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.." ”

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“ Train chal padi. 2 sardar train ki taraf bhaage. Ek chadh gaya. Public - Well done!
Sardar- O shit! Jise jana tha wo peeche reh gaya! Main to drop karne aaya tha.. ”

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“ Next sunday ko free rehna. Koi program mat banana. I'm coming to meet u!
Tumhe kahin le jana hai..
Plz mana mat karna aur kisiko batana mat ye baat..
Sirf tumhare aur mere beech rakhna
k
tumhe POLIO DROPS lene jana hai ;-) ”   

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