Today SMS -

Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad
shadi hoti hai. Asli life me shadi k
bad bahut mushkil hoti hai.

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Q: Why Girls Cry On Wedding Day At The Time Of Departure?

Ans: Wo Sochti Hai
Ke Itne Saal Intezaar Karne Ke baad DULHA Mila bhi Toh Sirf Ek


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Ques-Mohabbat ho Jati he Ya karni Padti he
Ans-Ladki Sundar ho or Honda Activa Pe ho to ho jati he
Baddsurat ho or Honda City Pe ho to karni padti hai.;-)

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Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?



Ans : 4
1) Tere Wali
2) Mere Wali
3) Teri bhabhi
4) Meri bhabhi..
B-)

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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...